Do you stick it in the bath while you go downstairs for tea?

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I RUN, THEREFORE I AM

(When I don't run, I'm NOT)

I may have some junk but its not that heavy

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Are We There Yet

No comment is the safest option here I believe!!

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I was merely playing the "surrealist" card... suggesting that there may be such a thing as a detatchable bum!

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(When I don't run, I'm NOT)

As in Catweazle?

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Thanks everyone, it makes me feel better to know I'm not the only freak on the planet lol!

It did bother me whilst running but now I spray it with deapheat before I go. It is still cold when I get back but not as bad. I just have to be careful not to have the shower too hot when I get in I nearly took a layer of skin off the first time

As for the pert thing, I do find that because I haven't been out as much recently (back problems) I have a rather saggy feeling going on. Hopefully the back will be better soon and then I can have the pertness back again

I think I'm spotting a niche in the market here and one which I am willing to exploit, I mean capitalise on.

Ladies look no further I shall offer my services as a personal bum warmer upper whilst you run or participate in any activity for that matter. My fees are reasonable, I charge by the square foot only fair really. So ladies form an orderly queue taking appointments now!

Squint

Dragons Den here I come.

To be honest, I think that would be an awful lot of work for only one person. I mean, you only have one pair of hands! I would, however, be willing to go into partnership and share the workload with you....

I think we could have a 3 way franchise to cover the country as a whole..........

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I'll have to get back to you about franchise rights on this idea of mine but in principle I don't have a problem. Only one condition though gents, I get first pick!

Squint