I
would've voted that you'd get mis-marshalled, become completely lost, stop to ask for directions, mug a passing toddler, and eventually finish in 4th place on your newly acquired tricycle...
...before being disqualified for porridge-doping.

But there wasn't a category for that.
... That
didn't happen!? :eek:
Oh.

Well done then! Always nice to see some improvement and progress for all the effort, eh?
