Now you've got me pondering on your use of words.... either it's something old an falling apart, in a bright green colour... or it's something very silly and economical like a G-whizz or something?
Bikes are for crazy people... I loved having a go on my next door neighbours little motocross bike when I was 11, and started to get quite adventurous at the track (i must've jumped all of about 2ft, but it felt like 12... lol) But on the road I just couldn't risk it... to many idiots who simply don't know how to drive safely.