Cheeses you off?? - Page 7

Squint · #61 03-05-08, 11:24 PM

I can't remember who the original quote is atributed too but it is "The trouble with common sense is that it is very common"

scr8pe · #62 03-05-08, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Squint

I can't remember who the original quote is atributed too but it is "The trouble with common sense is that it is very common"

Squint, it seems we sing from the same hymn book, but............ I have to say,.... common sense, seems to be one subject that we not allowed to take part in. After all, it might open us up to danger.

Squint · #63 03-05-08, 11:45 PM

My theory behind all this health and safety and warning signs that tell you that hot chocolate may be hot, is that it will make humans less intelligent and affecting out evolution.

Before warning signs and health and safety if you were stupid you died. If you are dead you can't breed, you can't breed you can't have stupid children. Now any idiot literally idiots are coaxed through life and protected from harm they are then able to breed and have stupid children. Some of these stupid children might even breed with clever children and have stupid children. The really thick ones that can't get a job are given money so they can eat, now they wont even starve to death for being to stupid to either earn money or catch their own food! In a few generations we will be all dumbed out!

The end is nigh folks.

pedestrian · #64 03-05-08, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Squint

My theory behind all this health and safety and warning signs that tell you that hot chocolate may be hot, is that it will make humans less intelligent and affecting out evolution.

Before warning signs and health and safety if you were stupid you died. If you are dead you can't breed, you can't breed you can't have stupid children. Now any idiot literally idiots are coaxed through life and protected from harm they are then able to breed and have stupid children. Some of these stupid children might even breed with clever children and have stupid children. The really thick ones that can't get a job are given money so they can eat, now they wont even starve to death for being to stupid to either earn money or catch their own food! In a few generations we will be all dumbed out!...........

...... all be dumbed out and communicating via internet forums. ( Oh damn! )

scr8pe · #65 03-05-08, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Squint

My theory behind all this health and safety and warning signs that tell you that hot chocolate may be hot, is that it will make humans less intelligent and affecting out evolution.

Before warning signs and health and safety if you were stupid you died. If you are dead you can't breed, you can't breed you can't have stupid children. Now any idiot literally idiots are coaxed through life and protected from harm they are then able to breed and have stupid children. Some of these stupid children might even breed with clever children and have stupid children. The really thick ones that can't get a job are given money so they can eat, now they wont even starve to death for being to stupid to either earn money or catch their own food! In a few generations we will be all dumbed out!

The end is nigh folks.

Very good post Squint, BUT dangerously close to the truth. Let's hope that the tide turns...... soon!

Squint · #66 03-05-08, 11:54 PM

The sooner they legalise peasant shooting the better!!

richardsimkiss · #67 05-05-08, 12:05 PM

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Before warning signs and health and safety if you were stupid you died. If you are dead you can't breed, you can't breed you can't have stupid children. Now any idiot literally idiots are coaxed through life and protected from harm they are then able to breed and have stupid children. Some of these stupid children might even breed with clever children and have stupid children. The really thick ones that can't get a job are given money so they can eat, now they wont even starve to death for being to stupid to either earn money or catch their own food! In a few generations we will be all dumbed out!

Great post squint! Couldn't agree more.

scr8pe · #68 05-05-08, 05:15 PM

Here's a couple well on their way to proving Squints theory and will no doubt give more ammunition to the H&S 'do gooders'

dimple · #69 05-05-08, 08:41 PM

It is bad that story, some people are just asking for it.

zanshin · #70 05-05-08, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Squint

My theory behind all this health and safety and warning signs that tell you that hot chocolate may be hot, is that it will make humans less intelligent and affecting out evolution.

Before warning signs and health and safety if you were stupid you died. If you are dead you can't breed, you can't breed you can't have stupid children. Now any idiot literally idiots are coaxed through life and protected from harm they are then able to breed and have stupid children. Some of these stupid children might even breed with clever children and have stupid children. The really thick ones that can't get a job are given money so they can eat, now they wont even starve to death for being to stupid to either earn money or catch their own food! In a few generations we will be all dumbed out!

The end is nigh folks.

Excellent

very funny, very true