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Well its like this i've been a bit injured of late spasmodic runs have for the large part been painful to say the least so after a few tentative runs i decided to run to see if i've got a chance of competing in the Tewkesbury half in may .

4.5 miles tonight and not a blip a murmur a twinge nothing except for a couple of problems .

I've been having to do a lot of quad strengthening, so after discarding my spandex thong (to much wind resistance ahem!) i opted for my running tights just to keep billy no mates and numbnut and numbnut jr in check.
My question is this, does anybody know where i can purchase those old man trousers with the three foot long zip and the waistband that sits comfortably under the armpits :eek:

Because the way my stomach has expanded over the last few weeks i'm gonna need some and soon!!!!!

ps ther'll be plenty of room for my aforementioned companions to
 

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pedestrian said:
Hello there, Mr.C. I'm having the same lack-of-activity-expanding-waistline problems. None of my jeans fit me anymore!:eek:
evening mr p aint life grand!
 

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oui monsieur! while i'm here does anyone here knit i' got some rare old nasal hair going on think i'll harvest some. Probably got enough for a pair of babies booties if anybody's interested. i'll just update that enough now for a shawl as well!:eek:
 

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What about ear hair? Can you knit with that as well?
Is there something I need to know about middle-age that would explain the need for all of this extra growth. I just wish I could grow the stuff on my head!:rolleyes:
 

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pedestrian said:
What about ear hair? Can you knit with that as well?
Is there something I need to know about middle-age that would explain the need for all of this extra growth. I just wish I could grow the stuff on my head!:rolleyes:
Mine is growing so rapidly probably got enough for a merkin suppose you could wear it as a wig, might look rather fetching. Are you partial to ginger?

Oh i have missed you Mr p ! not in a gay way ok!!!!!!!
 

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yes it's one of his lesser known works Romeo ,juliet, blackadder and baldrick live at blackpool tower
 

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by the sound of it if you saved your nose and ear hair for about a month you might just be able to knit a pair of trousers, for yourself and Mr P. :d

Your biscuits sound errrrmmm interesting. :confused:
 

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twinkle toes said:
by the sound of it if you saved your nose and ear hair for about a month you might just be able to knit a pair of trousers, for yourself and Mr P. :d

Your biscuits sound errrrmmm interesting. :confused:
It's OK TT, I can grow my own trousers, thanks all the same.:embarrassed:
 
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