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A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them... The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out. The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts and she decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, 'Jeez lady... Why do you let the bartender do it?'

'Duh,' says the blonde, 'He has a licker licence!'
 

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"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours.....
 

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"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.

"Just pop it in the corner," he said.

It took me three hours.....
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My best mate Gavin has died of severe heartburn. I'm devastated. I just can't believe Gav is gone.........

A cartoonist was just found dead in his home. Details are sketchy....

People said I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins - But take a look at me now...
 

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My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.
 

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I just *ahem* bought fight club and resevoir dogs again - bloody amazing films!

Sorry to get serious on a humour thread!!
 

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My girlfriend was looking through my DVD collection. "What's 'Fight Club'? I've never heard of it," she said.

It's good to see the system's working.
I don't get it.

No doubt it something that's blindingly obvious.:embarrassed:
 

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No, I haven't seen the film.
 
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