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Pick the month you were born

Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the Trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the Kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an Easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girlSee more
 

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Well that's me, how about you? :d:d
 

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i was wondering what on earth this thread was at first :d

ahhh we used to do stuff like this at school mouldy

i'm a mature adult now :p

i'm having a go.....but only to support you :d

and because its exciting :d

i ran naked with a french fry because hoes keep stealing my tacos!!

what are hoes ? :d

ohhh....i just googled it :embarrassed:
 

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I ran naked with homer because I'm sexy like that! ;)
 

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How very childish mouldy.:rolleyes:

I beat some crack heads because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

What is it with hoes and tacos?:unsure:
 

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It may well be childish and silly but that's how i role :p

Thank you for your support in this immature time :d
 

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It may well be childish and silly but that's how i role :p

Thank you for your support in this immature time :d
i'm actually very impressed with you and your personality actually :d

i need someone like you in my life

you just went up by a million percent in my eyes by posting the thread :d

lucky you ;)
 
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