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I shot a bum because I am a pimp.... Boring in comparison....

I remember a joke where wlefare recipients were being taught gardening skills. They were being introduced to gardening implements.... This is a lanmower, these are secateurs, these hare hedge trimmers... This is a hoe,

Then a gangsta in the back raises his hand and says "dat ain't no hoe mista, cuz my sista's a hoe and she look nuttin like dat"
 

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I ended up with something to do with having amazing boobs; hmmm there must me something wrong here...
Simon, like Eastenders i'm afraid it is real, you have amazing boobs and they should be embraced :d
 

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I shanked a mop beacause I'm a soldier boy........ which is nice.
 

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I smoke with a bum because am sexy like that
 

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Anyone ever noticed that these types of things have a theme?

There is this where it is based on your birth date.
There is the 'whats your porn name' using stuff like pets name, street name, mother maiden name.

The theme - gets info that one may use for applying for new accounts on-line or as 'secret questions'.

Enjoy :D
 
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