[Parksy]

I was out running today...It was freezing and the roads where deadly.

I got to the highest part of my run, which goes up a large hill. i got nearly to the top when a women comes running the other way.

She looked quite nice late 20's early 30's. so i got the "killer looks and smile" ready......:d

Just as i was about to say hi, i slipped on the ice, banged my head on the floor and slid half way down the hill id just run up

The women burst out laughing at me:embarrassed: helped me to my feet, gave me a wink and carried on running whilst laughing at me

I felt like a right TIT! lol

 

[calton1954]

Ah the folly of youth Parsky, where you 'pose' for those you pass. Those of an older vintage are happy to be seen to be still capable of running without worrying about how we look. :d

 

[Steady Edwina]

Ahhhh sweet

 

[telmadee]

aww you poor thing, just hope you see her on your next run, when you can try stay upright lol, you probably made her day, you made an impact thats for sure lol

 

[Boab]

Parksy, you missed a great opportunity there to have her help you home, because you had become 'disorientated' with the banging of the head , giving you time to pry for her phone number!

 

[Granty]

Parksy, you missed a great opportunity there to have her help you home, because you had become 'disorientated' with the banging of the head , giving you time to pry for her phone number!

I was thining the same, an opportunity well made goes begging mate !! - gutted for you. :asleep:

Still, plenty more fish in the sea as they say !! :d

 

[Gazelle]

Believe me. He had no chance.........

 

[Steve]

Gazelle......you can't leave it at that!!

 

[Gazelle]

I was thining the same, an opportunity well made goes begging mate !! - gutted for you. :asleep:

Still, plenty more fish in the sea as they say !! :d

Theres not many like me though Granty.

 

[Steve]

Theres not many like me though Granty.

Question is....is that a good thing or a bad thing?:d

 

[Gazelle]

Never had a complaint Steve.

 

[Steve]

Never had a complaint Steve.

Glad to hear it!!

 

[Gazelle]

Always good Steve.

 

[Parksy]

Parksy, you missed a great opportunity there to have her help you home, because you had become 'disorientated' with the banging of the head , giving you time to pry for her phone number!

Next time i fall and crack my head on the floor i'll try it mate

Gazelle...... your just a nasty pasty:d

 

[Gazelle]

nasty pasty ??????

 

[Parksy]

I dunno, sounded good before i posted it

 

[telmadee]

nasty pasty ??????

My work mate says that all the time lol, but then we're a strange lot over here in Barnsley lol

 

[Nellie]

Is there a private joke her Parksy and Gazelle ? Tell us more!!!!lol

 

[Parksy]

no lol she just seemed like a nasty pasty

 

[Steady Edwina]

I believe Gazelle is not entirely genuine.