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I had this sent to my email today and found it hilarious so I thought I would share...
Please don't take offence though! ;)

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN:

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick. :d
 

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oooops Steve I think you have torn it now......

Go on Trinity get him :eek:
 

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Well I know how old you are Trinity and the bracket you and SWMBO fall in and the pair of you have had the odd problem or two in the past few months...true or true?

I'm sure you feel and look American at heart!

Love you really!
 

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American!!!!! :eek:


<passes Steve a bigger spade>


Far from "lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary", I think "very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty" is much more apt...and I'm sure SWMBO would agree!







:rolleyes:
 

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Trinity said:
American!!!!! :eek:


<passes Steve a bigger spade>


Far from "lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary", I think "very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty" is much more apt...and I'm sure SWMBO would agree!







:rolleyes:
African better?!

SWMBO goes beyond Afghanistan!







Where's that JCB?
 

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Steve said:
Indeed...and we were soooo let down! :d

500 up Dave....must be worth a pint later!



We love you really TT!

Any excuse...................:d
 

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I would say I am definately France and I think my hubby of 23 years would agree although my category says Yugoslavia!!! Must admit though things are starting to point south and maybe some reconstruction is needed!!!!
 
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